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Name: Natalie
Country: United States
State: Nebraska
Metro: Lincoln
Birthday: 2/2/1987
Gender: Female
Interests: theatre, acting, music, macintosh, movies, hair dye, musical theatre, photography, driving, ipod, gumby, godzilla, beanie babies, the grinch, video games, nintendo, napoleon dynamite, llamas, cheese, mp3s, you
Occupation: Student
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  allerginmagnet
MSN: mightymagicalmundo@neb.rr.com
Yahoo:  mightymagicalmundo
Member Since:
9/30/2003
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| I sure do let this xanga go don't I?
My heart is confusing me
&
I hate not being in control of my emotions
Maybe I should take Tyler Durden's advice &:
"Let go" | | |
| You'd have a friend named Tom creepily following you around giving you bad news constantly.
At
nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your room
that you don't know saying. "It's 4 a.m., I can't sleep, someone talk
to me."
Anytime you walk into someones house they have the same video or song playing all the time, non-stop for three months straight.
You would look your very best at all times.
There would be a lot of youthful looking 99 year olds.
Most people would walk around with a full size mirror 2 feet in front of them.
Your driver's license would have hearts around your name or quote from an emo song.
Blogs would be required reading and any random thought in your head would be shared with everyone.
People
would inexplicably be stuck in their homes for hours unable to
communicate with the out side world because some asshole put up a large
white wall in front of every door and window with a note attached
saying "Sorry but an unexpected error has occurred."
Tila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world.
19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19 year old girls would not own pants.
If you're a fat girl, people would only see you from the shoulders up.
People would be able to photoshop out pimples on their face.
Girls would always be posing, cheeks sucked in and lips puckered two feet off their face.
All females are bi and all males drive import muscle cars.
The phrases "Yo," "your hawt," or "hit me back some time" would attract the opposite sex.
Everyone would make $100,000 a year or higher.
There would be alot of underage strippers in the world.
Forbidden would actually be hot.
It wouldn't be odd to have Brad Pitt in your circle of friends.
Hello Kitty would be a real person.
During a long conversation you'd have to say "Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: all right, well call me later."
When it was time for bed you would say you're "Undergoing Maintenance."
You would have to paint your walls using Thomas Myspace Editor codes in your apartment.
When someone said something funny, you'd actually roll around on the floor and laugh your fucking ass off.
"Friend Whoring" is equal to STD's.
"Fuckin MySpace!" is the only universally known term in any language to show anger. | | |
| V:
This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi,
now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now
venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of
a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these
venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the
violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict
is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value
and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the
virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose
vis-Ã -vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you
and you may call me V.
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| Concert SEASON:::::
1st::: COLDPLAY on Feb 20th
2nd:: DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE on April 3rd
3rd::: EISLEY on April 12th
4th::: SAVES THE DAY on April 25th
I AM SOOOOO EXCITED
:) | | |
| Anybody under the age of 16 should not repost this. ;D Just 'cuz you were born in '92 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.
You know you're a 90's kid if...
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
2. You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
3. You've worn skorts and felt stylish
4. You yearned to be part of the Baby-Sitters club
5. You use to love playing with your MY Little Pet Shop
6. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
7. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
8. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head and had fluffed bangs
9. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
10. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in kindergarten
11. You remember reading "Goosebumps"
12. You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"
13. You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
14. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
15. You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
16. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
17. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.
18. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"
19. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
20. You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
21. You wore socks over leggings scrunched down
22. " Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stumbed he's toe oe oe and thats the end end end of the elephants show ow ow"
23. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
24. You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare"
25. You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from "MY Little Wonder"
26. You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
27. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
28. You played and or collected "Pogs"
29. You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger and you owned a Skip It
30. You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
31. You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles
32. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)
33. Yikes pencils and erasers were the shit.
34. You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.
35. You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.
36. You remember a time before the WB.
37. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
38. You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack.
39. You know the Macarena by heart.. LOL
40. "Talk to the hand" ... enough said
41. You thought Brain woud finally take over the world
42. You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" | | |
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